dick or a good memory.
I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard
feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of
opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better
have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the
dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down
under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the
whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with
the Thing......
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a
mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your
troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!